“I don’t mind most religious people. I talk to them. You know, I listen to them banging on… “I prayed very hard and then the fairy came.” Did he? Good. Have a biscuit. I only get annoyed when they try and make me see the fairy. “You have to let the fairy into your heart.” Look, I wouldn’t let him into my garden. I’d shoot him on sight, if he existed, which he doesn’t. Now have another bicky and be quiet, please.”
Dylan Moran
